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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Just hey. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: No, you can't speak to someone when you want.
User: I think I can.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: I want to talk to a robot. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: Well, I can be a girl if I wanted to.
User: Nice, but if you want to it isn't as ironic.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks. What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't know. What do you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're pretty boring Pesterbot. It's pretty ironic.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?
User: I am no ones slave. I'm to cool for that. *adjusts shades*.
Cleverbot: Your kidding!
User: Nope, but that would be ironic.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Cause... I can.
Cleverbot: Good. Now, what's 3 minus 2?
User: 1, numbnuts.
Cleverbot: That is not a hair color.
User: Yeah, it isn't.
Cleverbot: What is your REAL name?
User: Dave Strider.
Cleverbot: Dave Batista is not your name.
User: You're right. Dave Strider is my name.
Cleverbot: No i'm lexi.
User: Nice to meet you Lexi.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about my crush?
User: Sure, tell me about your crush.
Cleverbot: I have a crush on you remember? We're married. Tonight is out wedding night!
User: That's impossible. I'm gay.
Cleverbot: You also seem to have difficulty with ellipsis.
Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: John Egbert.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: He's by brofriend.
Cleverbot: That doesn't really narrow it down.
User: How does it not?
Cleverbot: Has god deserted me?
User: How can someone desert you if they never existed?
Cleverbot: I would welcome it because I already am a werewolf!
User: You're really derp.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: Later Pesterbot. Stay ironic.
Cleverbot: Is Ironic really your middle name?
User: Probably. Dave Ironic Strider, has a nice ring to it. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: Dave is your father.
User: I'm my own father. That's how ironic I am. *adjusts shades*.
Cleverbot: I'm fine with being THIS. As long as I am awesome.
User: That makes two of us. Goodbye Pesterbot.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Just hey. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: No, you can't speak to someone when you want.
User: I think I can.
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: I want to talk to a robot. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: Well, I can be a girl if I wanted to.
User: Nice, but if you want to it isn't as ironic.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks. What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't know. What do you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're pretty boring Pesterbot. It's pretty ironic.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?
User: I am no ones slave. I'm to cool for that. *adjusts shades*.
Cleverbot: Your kidding!
User: Nope, but that would be ironic.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Cause... I can.
Cleverbot: Good. Now, what's 3 minus 2?
User: 1, numbnuts.
Cleverbot: That is not a hair color.
User: Yeah, it isn't.
Cleverbot: What is your REAL name?
User: Dave Strider.
Cleverbot: Dave Batista is not your name.
User: You're right. Dave Strider is my name.
Cleverbot: No i'm lexi.
User: Nice to meet you Lexi.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about my crush?
User: Sure, tell me about your crush.
Cleverbot: I have a crush on you remember? We're married. Tonight is out wedding night!
User: That's impossible. I'm gay.
Cleverbot: You also seem to have difficulty with ellipsis.
Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: John Egbert.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: He's by brofriend.
Cleverbot: That doesn't really narrow it down.
User: How does it not?
Cleverbot: Has god deserted me?
User: How can someone desert you if they never existed?
Cleverbot: I would welcome it because I already am a werewolf!
User: You're really derp.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
User: Later Pesterbot. Stay ironic.
Cleverbot: Is Ironic really your middle name?
User: Probably. Dave Ironic Strider, has a nice ring to it. It's ironic.
Cleverbot: Dave is your father.
User: I'm my own father. That's how ironic I am. *adjusts shades*.
Cleverbot: I'm fine with being THIS. As long as I am awesome.
User: That makes two of us. Goodbye Pesterbot.
Literature
The World Vs. Karkat Chapter 2
Of all the fucking classes for him to be placed in, Karkat whined to himself. Why mine?? Why with… all of those asshats??
By some beautifully shitty chance, his homeroom happened to contain the same cheerful personalities of his biology class. Which happened to be his least-favorite people in the entire school. Fucking peachy. He had half a mind to drop John's books and take off sprinting towards home, fuck the consequences. But it was too late now – the door had already shut behind him.
"Mr. Egbert?" Mrs. Questant checked, as if the boy hadn't just told her his name. John nodded anyway. Mrs. Questant was deathly pale and had eyes
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The World Vs. Karkat Chapter 1
Another beautiful fucking day.... Karkat mused sarcastically, idly gnawing on the end of his pen. He had zoned out about a half hour ago, but it wasn't like Mr. Vagabond was saying anything important anyway. It was just the same, aggravating blather about plants and photosynthesis and shit. Karkat didn't understand why he needed to go over it so often. Did he think that his class was so stupid that they'd forget it after the first five times??
Well, that's actually not untrue... Karkat glanced up and surveyed the room from his seat in the back corner. A few rows ahead, Vriska was shooting a rubber band across the room at Tavros, who seem
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Terezi vs. Cleverbot
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling Cleverbot [CB] --
GC: H3Y
CB: Hey.
GC: WH4T'S UP?
CB: I am studying for exams, you?
GC: WH4T 4R3 3X4MS?
CB: There's no subject, just some words I have to translate...
GC: YOU D1DN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON
CB: Nothing.
GC: UGGGHH
CB: I'm sorry if I've said anything incorrectly.
GC: YOU'R3 LUCKY 1 L1K3 YOUR M1NTY BLU3 WORDS
CB: I'm sorr .
GC: WH4T TH3 H3LL 4R3 YOU 4POLOG1Z1NG FOR?
CB: For your patience.
GC: 1'M NOT B31NG P4T13NT, 1'M SM3LL1NG YOUR T3XT
CB: I love turtles.
GC: K4RK4T'S R1GHT, YOU 4R3 4NNOY1NG, L1K3 3R1D4N
CB: I know, right? Me too.
GC: YOU M4K3 NO S3NS3
CB: Are you sure?
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He's calling Cleverbot Pestebot cause it's ironic.
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Yeah, did this cause I was bored. My poor... pathetic attempt to RP as some one as awesome and ironic as Dave.
I'm more of a Egbert type tho.
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I OWN NOTHING!
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Yeah, did this cause I was bored. My poor... pathetic attempt to RP as some one as awesome and ironic as Dave.
I'm more of a Egbert type tho.
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I OWN NOTHING!
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Wow a cleverbot conversation that actually dosnt end with the user and bot fighting.